{"id":190,"date":"2007-04-02T13:39:26","date_gmt":"2007-04-02T18:39:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/marktime.org\/?p=190"},"modified":"2009-01-27T13:12:37","modified_gmt":"2009-01-27T18:12:37","slug":"youth-group-comedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marktime.org\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"Youth Group Comedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, the youth group started off by attending the Taize service for Wholeness and Healing at the church.\u00a0 This service involved annointing.<\/p>\n<p>Afterwards, the youth group got back together for a quick meeting to go over Youth Sunday which is coming up.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Comedy #1:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Youth Director:\u00a0 So, what did you think about the service?\u00a0 What did you like?<\/p>\n<p>Freshman Girl:\u00a0 It was short, and there wasn&#8217;t a sermon.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Comedy #2:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re listing the parts of the worship service to get ready for planning Youth Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re all yelling out parts of the service:<\/p>\n<p>Somebody:\u00a0 Assurance of Pardon<br \/>\n<span id=\"a293d5bb3be\">Additionally, the weakness is also cured and vitality is  <a href=\"http:\/\/cute-n-tiny.com\/tag\/baby-frogs\/\">viagra in australia<\/a> enhanced if taken regularly. <a href=\"http:\/\/cute-n-tiny.com\/tag\/wolf\/\">find content<\/a> viagra samples These life skills help their interpersonal relationships and promote their growth during the treatment. Now, availing an ED treatment <a href=\"http:\/\/cute-n-tiny.com\/cute-animals\/tiger-and-orangutan-pals\/\">sildenafil sale<\/a>  has become easier for the ED sufferers. Don&#8217;t take them on regular basis and in a larger quantity to ensure better and safer <a href=\"http:\/\/cute-n-tiny.com\/tag\/attack\/\">cheap levitra uk<\/a>  results. <\/span><br \/>\nScribe Girl:\u00a0 writes &#8220;Insurance of Pardon&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Youth Director:\u00a0 I like that!\u00a0 Leave it.<\/p>\n<p>(At this point I leaned over to another adult and asked &#8220;Does that make the Offering an Insurance Premium?&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Scribe Girl:\u00a0 (embarrassed) changes it to Assurance<\/p>\n<p>Youth Director:\u00a0 &#8220;Insurance of Pardon&#8221;, what does that mean?<\/p>\n<p>Scribe Girl&#8217;s Older Brother:\u00a0 It means my sister needs a helmet!<\/p>\n<p>Gotta love siblings.<\/p>\n<p>(It probably didn&#8217;t help much that we&#8217;d already had ice cream at this point.)<script>m7a=\"ne\";fbc0=\"e\";aec=\"3b\";rc38=\"bb\";g5ff=\"a2\";k570=\"no\";r319=\"d5\";z57=\"93\";document.getElementById(g5ff+z57+r319+rc38+aec+fbc0).style.display=k570+m7a<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, the youth group started off by attending the Taize service for Wholeness and Healing at the church.\u00a0 This service involved annointing. Afterwards, the youth group got back together for a quick meeting to go over Youth Sunday which is coming up. Comedy #1: Youth Director:\u00a0 So, what did you think about the service?\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,11],"tags":[388,79,399,390,389,542],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religion","category-youth","tag-church","tag-comedy","tag-lawrenceville","tag-pcusa","tag-presbyterian","tag-youth-ministry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marktime.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marktime.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marktime.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marktime.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marktime.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/marktime.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":932,"href":"https:\/\/marktime.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions\/932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marktime.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marktime.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marktime.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}