{"id":30,"date":"2008-08-19T17:54:16","date_gmt":"2008-08-19T22:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/marktime.org\/?p=30"},"modified":"2009-02-17T11:06:03","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T16:06:03","slug":"theres-a-reason-i-dont-like-tuesdays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marktime.org\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s a reason I don&#8217;t like Tuesdays &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s story includes the phrase &#8220;After Hazmat left &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This morning I was sitting in front of my computer, looking into the trends in IT as part of the job search.\u00a0 I felt a bit off, and my nose has been running, so I decided to take my temperature.<\/p>\n<p>I went into the bathroom and got out the trusty 20+ year old oral thermometer.\u00a0 Back to the computer, wait 5 minutes.\u00a0 98.8 &#8211; a little high for me because I run about 98.0 usually.\u00a0 I guess I&#8217;m slightly sick.<\/p>\n<p>Back to the bathroom.\u00a0 Take thermometer.\u00a0 Wash off.\u00a0 Rinse with rubbing alcohol.\u00a0 Rinse off the alcohol.\u00a0 Shake until the reading goes down &#8230;. 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