Youth Group Comedy

April 2, 2007 by · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Religion, Youth 

Last night, the youth group started off by attending the Taize service for Wholeness and Healing at the church.  This service involved annointing.

Afterwards, the youth group got back together for a quick meeting to go over Youth Sunday which is coming up.

Comedy #1:

Youth Director:  So, what did you think about the service?  What did you like?

Freshman Girl:  It was short, and there wasn’t a sermon.

Comedy #2:

We’re listing the parts of the worship service to get ready for planning Youth Sunday.

We’re all yelling out parts of the service:

Somebody:  Assurance of Pardon

Scribe Girl:  writes “Insurance of Pardon”

Youth Director:  I like that!  Leave it.

(At this point I leaned over to another adult and asked “Does that make the Offering an Insurance Premium?”)

Scribe Girl:  (embarrassed) changes it to Assurance

Youth Director:  “Insurance of Pardon”, what does that mean?

Scribe Girl’s Older Brother:  It means my sister needs a helmet!

Gotta love siblings.

(It probably didn’t help much that we’d already had ice cream at this point.)

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Comedy at the 9/11 Hearing

March 24, 2004 by · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Current Affairs 

Take a look at this post from (who else?) Wonkette.

At least they’re having a little fun.

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