A Mouse Autopsy – Cracker Barrel Soup Fraud

June 3, 2004 by · Leave a Comment
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Cracker Barrel has been vindicated.

A month ago, on Mother’s Day (actually the day before), a woman in Virginia claimed that she had found a mouse in her soup at a Cracker Barrel restaurant. She stated that she found the mouse after eating some of the soup. She subsequently went to the company, and offered an admission of guilt and pictures of the mouse for $500,000. (Story from The Virginian-Pilot)

The authorities were called, and the company set up a meeting with the woman and her son. She was arrested and charged with extortion and conspiracy to commit a felony.

The Cracker Barrel folks were pretty comfortable, though. They had already performed a mouse autopsy.
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It turns out that the mouse died of a skull fracture, was not cooked (along with the soup, presumably) and when they cut open the mouse’s tiny lungs they found no soup. (What career path do you have to take to become a mouse forensic surgeon? Will we now get to see Quincy, M-O-U-S-E on TV?)

Cracker Barrel had pulled their vegetable soup from ALL stores nationwide after this happened. (Story from May from Knight Ridder) The story went nationwide as well, and I’m sure that the Cracker Barrel folks had a hard time.

Hopefully, the blogverse will be publishing retractions to the thousands of posts that this generated.

No More Ladies Night in NJ

The NJ State Division of Civil Rights has ruled that “Ladies’ Night” in bars in the state is illegal.

For those of you not familiar with the concept – Ladies’ Night was a special night each week where the bar allowed women free cover charge and reduced drink prices.

This article from the Home News Tribune details the story.

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I’m a little torn on this one, because it really is discriminatory. However, the whole idea was created to draw women into the bars in the first place on slow weeknights, in order to give men a reason to be there (and to buy drinks). Mr. Gillespie has managed to shoot his entire gender in the foot on this one.

Don’t worry – the Governor (who’s fighting for his job at the moment) is against this ruling, calling it “bureaucratic nonsense”.

It’s Raining Cats

June 2, 2004 by · 1 Comment
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Laurence of This Blog is Full of Crap posts a story about a cat boarded up in a floor accidentally. I had something similar happen to me once ….

About a year or so ago, some friends asked my wife and I to baby-sit their cats while they were travelling. They were putting out food, so this mainly involved showing up and playing with them and petting them every other day or so.

The house was under renovation. They were replacing the plaster over lathe walls with wallboard, and moving some things around, including wiring. As a result, there were holes in the plaster walls in a number of places.

We showed up and found all 3 cats. We pet and played with them and were getting ready to leave, when we noticed that we were short a cat! We lost our friend’s cat!

We searched upstairs. We searched downstairs. Finally, we decided to use the usual ruse – sit very quietly in the living room until the cats came to be sure that we were gone. We sat. Cat #1 appeared and joined us. Cat #2 appeared and joined us.

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We trooped upstairs, and determined that we could get to him through a crawlspace. This was a VERY old house – the space between floors was almost a foot. We reached in but failed to grab him, and he crawled back into the pipes and wires.

We ended up going back downstairs and I stood on a chair. We again got very quiet. He poked his head out of the hole, but we didn’t move. He reached down to the next hole in the wall and jumped to the nearby shelf. We grabbed him and put him down.

After looking around for a while, we determined that we couldn’t patch ALL of the holes, so we gave up. He probably continued going in and out of the wall all week.

When my friends returned, we told them the story and they got a chuckle. They said not to be upset – he’d been doing that for weeks!

Blogger’s House Burns Down

May 25, 2004 by · 1 Comment
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Jay McCarthy writes about how his house burned down Sunday morning after being struck by lightning.

There was originally a movement to give him money, but in his latest post he tells us thanks, but he really doesn’t need it – he’s covered by insurance and already has an empty grandparent’s house to move to.
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Little Miss Hooters

May 21, 2004 by · Leave a Comment
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Sekimori has taken pictures of a Hooters in Florida that is holding a “Little Miss Hooters” contest. Stacy found this herself and took the pictures. She didn’t reveal the exact franchise involved.

Apparently, Stacy called them to ask about it. The contest is for girls age 5 and UNDER, who will be dressed in spandex orange shorts and a tied-up Hooters T-Shirt.

This is just depraved. Small children are NOT sex objects. Feel free to let Hooters know what you think at Hooters PR Department. I will be doing the same.

UPDATE: I got the following response:

Thank you for expressing your concern regarding the contest in Florida. A store manager decided to host an event for the employee’s children which is not a part of Hooters National Marketing promotions, and has been cancelled.
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Talking Anti-Male Toilet

May 21, 2004 by · Leave a Comment
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I found this on Yahoo News today: Talking Toilet Orders Men to Sit Down

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Adoption Game Show

April 28, 2004 by · Leave a Comment
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ABC’s 20/20 television show is scheduled to air a program on Friday showing 5 couples competing to adopt a baby born to a 16-year-old pregnant high school student.

This is just vile and disgusting. ABC has passed FOX as the most depraved TV network. A CHILD is NOT a PRIZE! Reality shows in general are pretty poor (in my opinion), but this has to take the cake.

What’s next – a contest to get the 16-year-old pregnant in the first place?
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Whipping the Easter Bunny

April 9, 2004 by · Leave a Comment
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The Glassport Assembly of God Church held a program on Easter, which included whipping the Easter Bunny and breaking colored eggs. Supposedly, it was supposed to show what Christ went through in the Easter story. It seems to have primarily scared or upset small children.

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A Chicken of Your Own

April 8, 2004 by · Leave a Comment
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Burger King has apparently paid some poor guy to wear a chicken suit and do whatever websurfers want him to do. www.subservientchicken.com

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Apology to the French

April 6, 2004 by · Leave a Comment
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Skeptomai has found an apology to the French on a washing instructions tag for a computer bag.

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